MusiShane MusiShane can't remember to put his shirt on before he leaves the house. It's okay though since he's got enough ink and chains bedazzled on him to more than make up for his lack of threads.
MagiShane MagiShane has the goods on you, he knows what you are thinking and what you did last summer. All he has to do is the international symbol of eating box and he instantly transfers all your knowledge to himself. He is reading your mind right now...
ProhibiShane Every Shane needs some good ole White Lightning to take the edge off. These throwbacks definitely have the ingredients to get the party started. Nothing like the smell of mash in the morning to get you ready for the day. With a name like Tickle, tell me who's more Shane than this.
Family TradiShane Shane is so busy knockin em back he doesn't notice his surroundings. Like he lives in his own alcohol and drug induced bubble, he is free of the everyday stress of parenthood. Shane is the man!
Bearded Shane A unique species of Shane indigenous to Western Louisiana. This monetarily evolved species is a real oddity in itself despite the fact that in the end they are still Shanes.
Reality TeleviShane So the hit television show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" has the highest concentration of Shanes since they started filming Swamp People. If you want to see real live Shanes, then look no further.
